by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021
A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.
Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning
Josh: Really?! I’m winning
by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021
On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.
Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.
Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.
3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.
Josh: just the national josh battle.
3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.
National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.
3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.
Josh: just the national josh battle.
3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.
National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
by Woris2216 April 25, 2021
The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021