A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.
Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"
by Dave Boswell November 06, 2006
An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.
He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.
by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010