battle dicks

A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.

Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"

by Dave Boswell November 07, 2006

battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.

Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.

by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016

Dick Battling Space Unicorn

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

by Dick battling space unicorn December 06, 2010