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Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*



Battinson: I’m vengeance
Battinson by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
Word of the Day on March 19, 2024
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batting for the other team 

That guy is batting for the other team
batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003
Bettina: She can be a sass smoothie at times, quick to throw her friends "under the bus" (all in good fun of course). She's pretty, stunning, hot, normally has amazing boobs and has the best personality in the world. However, don't talk to her when shes tired... She bites.
dammnnnnn that girl was HOT! ...must have been a Bettina
Bettina by MrGarin August 29, 2010
Bettina is often short and really cute. Everyone describes her as cute because she just is, there is no explanation to it. She has the most beautiful green eyes you've ever seen, and blonde hair. She got this great, unique personality. She's really funny, and sometimes there's just random shit coming out of her mouth. Bettina often curses a lot, and if you get on her bad side, she could turn into a bitch real fast. But besides that Bettina is a person who really cares about everyone, but never talks about her own feelings. She is that type of person you never want to loose. If your'e lucky enough to have a Bettina in your life, don't fuck it up. You will miss her.
Omg, she's so perfect!
I know, she's a Bettina!
Bettina by hahalolxd February 12, 2017

Clam Batting 

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
Clam Batting by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013

Batting Above His Average 

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

Battin 500 

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.
Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("
Battin 500 by LeDonde December 3, 2014