The matrix-like way someone assembles pieces of bacon for meal reasons. A weave might be in order, for example, instead of just laying the strips flat. The batrix assures even distribution of bacon strips on your English muffin breakfast sandwich, B.L.T., etc.
Genvieve: Can you make me a B.L.T.?
Judy: Sure thing!
Genvieve: I'll watch.
-A moment or two later-
Genvieve: WHOA. You totally blew my mind with your batrix assembly.
Judy: Sure thing!
Genvieve: I'll watch.
-A moment or two later-
Genvieve: WHOA. You totally blew my mind with your batrix assembly.
by PineappleGummeh July 2, 2011
"Shit man....that bloke is going on like a batrix!"
"Yep, he's a batrix for sure."
"Nah Im not going down there, its full of batrix!"
"Yep, he's a batrix for sure."
"Nah Im not going down there, its full of batrix!"
by Jay Quee March 30, 2008
Finn: Hey Jake what was the joke you said again?
Jake: What joke? I don't remember
Finn: Maybe it's Batrix Matrix
Jake: What joke? I don't remember
Finn: Maybe it's Batrix Matrix
by Joshuel horacio September 3, 2022