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2.
Batey, meaning obvious trick or prank, the person that falls for a 'batey' is gullable or niave, in my personal experience they are usually fat or spotty.
'To fall for a Batey' meaning to fall for an obvious prank or trick.
by JA1 December 17, 2007
 
1.
meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.
"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..

- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."
by k3ik0 February 24, 2005
 
3.
A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.
The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.
by Shawn Batey August 01, 2007
 
4.
penis with ears
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
 
5.
morgin rader iz gay and he likes little
boiys
by john batey January 30, 2003