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Bat Tales. Bats tell tales, or telltales of bats. A witty satirical joke relayed from a bats point of view. The wisdom of bats.
Here's an example of batage. There are two bats hanging at the tree. One says to the other, "Do you know what I fear most about old age?" The other says, "No, what?" The other replies, "Incontinence!"
by jungle gents July 07, 2009
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