"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

"there's a bat in da cave" by Tugboats June 11, 2006

bats in the cave 

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"

bats in the cave by pow3rzz January 26, 2007

Bats in the Cave 

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.

I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.

Bats in the Cave by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 26, 2008

bats in the cave 

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

bats in the cave by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

bats in the cave 

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.

It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave.

bats in the cave by Dmented29 August 25, 2008

bats in a cave 

When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.

Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/

bats in a cave by sobbymop December 5, 2016

Bats in the cave 

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

Bats in the cave by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009