and very strange bat like owl like creature that eats hu,man bones after sucking the flesh off the body with it's anus, invented by three piss ass drunk guys sitting on a bench near colten's house
holy shit the owl bat is coming! w00t@nat!0n$
A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.
"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."
Dr. Beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.
He likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.
There is a 'Fit Boys' vampire porn in one of the pockets of his cape.
He wears Rudolph novelty socks.
He was created by two mooks
Fact: A bat urinated on him.
He has a Swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, Stella, who works in the local brothel.
"Do you vant fries with that?"
"Uh - yes please Dr.Beak!"
|4.||Seven Dirty Words|
Seven words you can't say on TV, as defined by George Carlin, whose legendary comedy routine on the subject created a controversy over obscenity in the media which was taken to the Supreme Court.
The Seven Dirty Words are:
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits.
Also included: Fart, turd and twat.
The Complete Seven Dirty Words Routine by George Carlin:more...
"Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, 'cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, ' cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right.
And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) may...
The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).
"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."
|6.||peanut butter basher|
A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
|7.||leather headed womb bat|
the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!
also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!