A combination of the words 'BASTARD' and 'ASSHOLE'. Best used when neither the word 'BASTARD', nor the word 'ASSHOLE' will quite sum up how much someone may piss you off.
1.) What a 'BASTAHOLE'!
2.) You're a 'BASTAHOLE'!
3.) You are a complete and utter fucking 'BASTAHOLE'.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'