bastardball 

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball

Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"

bastardball by El Shitha October 9, 2008

Bastard Baby 

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!

Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!

Bastard Baby by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

Bastardbader 

A gentleman, who’s face looks a scrotum, sitting at the pub talking shit and hugging every guy that walks by.

Friend 1: Do you know that asshole who gave you a hug?

Friend 2: No, just some drunk guy... Why?

Friend 1: Because, that guy is a real bastardbader!

Bastardbader by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019

Bastardabhi 

A callous and balding man-child who is turned on by women who file frivolous court cases against him and who have live-in "serious" boyfriends. Highly narcissistic and a pathological liar. Will end up old, bitter, alone, and bald.

I don't even want to think about what Bastardabhi and Whorsea were doing in that car. The horrors.

Bastardabhi by Disgusted1 May 30, 2008

Chubby Bastard Baby 

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

Chubby Bastard Baby by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022