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3.
a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.
Bill and Tom are walking along when a Tramp steps out from a street corner and does a Bashtard.

by Jubbles January 06, 2007
 
1.
noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...
That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...
by juggling_coal January 21, 2010
 
2.
same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.
That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...
by Sherman February 09, 2005