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Steve Bartnik 

A short brown haired bitch who is no taller than Danny Devito’s daughter (Lucy Devito).
Damn you really lookin like a Steve Bartnik
Steve Bartnik by AssStainDouglass December 12, 2019
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ugly barnikles 

Often shortened to UB, it is a social organization for the upper echelon. Founded in the Northern Virginia Area (NOVA).
John: I hate everyone at this school. Where are the lit people?
Chris: I guess you haven't heard of the Ugly Barnikles
ugly barnikles by The Ugly Barnikles September 12, 2017
With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki
Oscar gave Rachel a Bartnicki last night
Bartnicki by Sucioking August 14, 2017
Bortnik is taken from a character from the Popeye cartoon. The Bortnik was the big ape-like woman who was friends with Olive. Bortnik is used to describe any woman who has similar feature, ie.. a woman who is big (not fat), has a big nose, greasy hair, large forhead, and scrapes her knuckles across the floor.
Chad: Hey there Will, look at that freakishly big woman over there. She looks familiar.

Will: That's a Bortnik. Are you ignorant or something? Now bend over and let me give you some man loving.
Bortnik by Mike Hunt Smells August 12, 2005
A person who's entire personality is soccer.
Man, all this person talks about is soccer. He's definitely a barnik.
barnik by UrbanBark October 10, 2021
She's an adorable girl and a beautiful person. It's a blessing to meet her.
Barnika is amazing!
barnika by trixmas June 7, 2018