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Bartenders bar 

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.
This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!

Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

bartendress 

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.
bartendress by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"
"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

resting bartender face 

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off