7 definitions by Richard Dragon

Acronym for 'Unsolicited Finger In the Anus'.
1. A UFIA, while crude, is not criminal.
2. Startled at first, your mom enjoyed the UFIA immensely.
3. http://www.cafepress.com/ufia_store
by Richard Dragon September 21, 2005
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Anal tongue dart. To thrust ones tongue into an anus.
by Richard Dragon December 14, 2003
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One who bringith thy beer.
Amanda is one helluva beerwench!
by Richard Dragon December 4, 2003
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