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2. bartard
Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
1. bartard
when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
Chris is an absolute bartard!
3. Bartard
when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.
Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??
4. bartard
One who acts like a tard at a bar
Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard
5. bartard
Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.
John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.
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