Barsty
Adjective describing an abundance of strength, gall, testosterone, and raw sexuality. Derived from the word "varsity".
Barsty by Valdemars Krieg August 5, 2020
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barsty
First used during the early 1990s the word "barsty" (pronounced - barstee) is an adjective used to describe a nasty bastard.
barsty by Perry Took June 15, 2004
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barsty • Barštys • barty • Barstool • Basty • barstooling • Barstool Sports • badstyle • barsteward • Barity
Dylan Barstow
A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.
Dylan Barstow by TheWatcherWhoSees July 29, 2023
Hungarian barstool
The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
Hungarian barstool by feldermaus January 14, 2009
Hungarian barstool
The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
Hungarian barstool by feldermaus February 22, 2009
Sumner Burstyn
To commit a Sumner Burstyn
Like kicking a hornets nest or someone when they are dead.
New Zealand Slang.
To create social networking suicide
To be selfish and evil to other human beings
Background: this originates from Sumner Burstyn's disgraceful remarks on her facebook page with sparked hate pages after her comment about a recently fallen NZ Soldier.
Barbara Sumner-Burstyn posted the comments on Facebook, apparently after reading reports of 26-year-old Lance Cpl. Jacinda Baker's death in Afghanistan.
"Oh so fallen soldier Jacinda Baker liked boxing and baking - did they forget she also like invading countries we are not at war with, killing innocent people and had no moral compass," Sumner-Burstyn wrote.
This whole event saw unprecedednted response and a facebook created generated 25,000 members in 24 hours.
Sumner Burstyn has become one of New Zealand's most reviled people and has had to change her name for the 8th time.
Like kicking a hornets nest or someone when they are dead.
New Zealand Slang.
To create social networking suicide
To be selfish and evil to other human beings
Background: this originates from Sumner Burstyn's disgraceful remarks on her facebook page with sparked hate pages after her comment about a recently fallen NZ Soldier.
Barbara Sumner-Burstyn posted the comments on Facebook, apparently after reading reports of 26-year-old Lance Cpl. Jacinda Baker's death in Afghanistan.
"Oh so fallen soldier Jacinda Baker liked boxing and baking - did they forget she also like invading countries we are not at war with, killing innocent people and had no moral compass," Sumner-Burstyn wrote.
This whole event saw unprecedednted response and a facebook created generated 25,000 members in 24 hours.
Sumner Burstyn has become one of New Zealand's most reviled people and has had to change her name for the 8th time.
New Zealand slang
Don't do a Sumner Burstyn you will commit social netowrk suicide.
That's almost as bad as a Sumner Burstyn be careful what you say
Don't do a Sumner Burstyn you will commit social netowrk suicide.
That's almost as bad as a Sumner Burstyn be careful what you say
Sumner Burstyn by Sir Tristram August 29, 2012
Barty Crouch
A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."
"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."
"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."
"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
Barty Crouch by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."