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matthew barreto 

A complete and total dumbass, this person is quite literally one of the most stupid and idiotic people that you will meet in your life.
Wow man, that Matthew Barreto... Such a dumbass.
matthew barreto by _"_:;!=* August 17, 2016

Barretard 

Someone who overuses the cheap, one-hit-kill gun known as the "Barret" in the game soldat
Man, Did u see that barretard, what a frickin camper, let's hunt him down and kill his ass
Barretard by Oddlot April 29, 2004

Luciano Barreto 

Luciano Barreto is the name of someone so cool that it is unimaginable how cool they are. (A LOT COOLER THAN ANYONE NAMED LUCA) in fact anyone named Luca is shorter than him since Luciano always has the best haircut and is very tall.
Girl-"OMG it's Luciano!!"
Any boy in a 5 mile radius-"Wow, I wish I could be that cool"
Other girl-"He is so SEGGGGGS"
I wish I could be a Luciano Barreto he is so seggsy!!!
Luciano Barreto by KoolKidSuperSeggs November 23, 2020

barretard 

A newbie with a Barrett.
OMG IT'S SUPERKILL! GET 'IM! Yarr.
barretard by Niff July 11, 2004

jovany barreto 

a self-serving douchecanoe that takes his shirt off to show his faggotry and farmers tan at any given opportunity
Perosn 1: Did you see that faggot that took his shirt off to show his abs?

Person 2: Yea he pulled a jovany barreto.
jovany barreto by FattyMcFatpants January 21, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026