guy1: Damn son that burrito was delicious guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)
SOME OF THE BEST BBQ SAUCE IN THE WORLD. Main ingredients being:
2 cups ketchup.
1 cup water.
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar.
5 tablespoons light brown sugar.
5 tablespoons sugar.
1/2 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper.
1/2 tablespoon onion powder.
1/2 tablespoon ground mustard.
1 tablespoon of SKEET
And a boatload of ESSKEETIT!
"Hey Joey!! What's all that brown stuff on your Beefy Ding Dong??" Asked Estéban.
"It's my new BROSAUCE I just got," Joey said smiling down at his Beefy Ding Dong. Joey then went on to explain to Estéban how amazing this new bbq sauce is.
"I think BROSAUCE is from RAREBAC, ESKET, and the BAC-BBC-PCC pride group," Joey said chomping down on his Beefy Ding Dong.
Sperm infested with STD's. Usualy when a girl finds out later she should have used protection after taking a stranger home from the bar and being injected with bernsauce
"Hey Claire wanna go to the bars this weekend?" No i cant i gotta go to the clinic last weekend i think i was injected with bernsauce