BarneySplat 

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything

Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!

BarneySplat by Telephony June 22, 2019

barneyed 

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

barneyed by raunak_k December 9, 2008

Barneys 

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

Barneys by Maybelline October 22, 2007

barneyed 

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

barneyed by DDLittle September 29, 2007

Barneyism 

The religion of believing in Barney the purple dinosaur

"Would you like to join Barneyism?"

"What's that?"

"It's a religion where you believe in Barney."

Barneyism by secretfilesx December 10, 2019

Barneysisist 

Someone who is more obsessed with Barney than Barney is of that someone.

Randy: OMG there he is, Barney my 1# favorite person!!!
Lenny: No Randy its just a log and you have a serious case of Barneysisist. The worst i`v seen in my life!!!

Barneysisist by If your alright with it i am October 14, 2011

barneys weiner 

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

barneys weiner by barney bros March 6, 2020