The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
by insanedockergang March 23, 2011
by LongDukDong January 23, 2009
as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"
by mat81 October 21, 2008
Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.
by John bobby November 15, 2006
It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
by Damage Goods January 6, 2012
"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.
It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.
It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.
Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.
Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?
Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?
by Shackle April 2, 2010
by Walkndude October 30, 2013