1)When Paul Blart, from the movie Mall Cop, goes outside in the middle of the blacktopped street on a hot summer's day, and all of a sudden feels like he has to fart. So he takes off his pants (so he can smell the fart better) and instead of farting, he sharts diharrea all over the black top. In a few minutes, the contents fries and he decides to flip it to see if it can actually be
cooked. It finishes cooking and he plays patty cakes with the "blartburger" with his butt
cheeks to leave his signature marking. He then takes this new
food in to get the approval from his dog. His dog lets out a satisfied howl and with that, blartburgers are being served all over the
world today.
2)a nickname for anyone with the
name Nick.
1)Ralphred: Have you tried the
new blartburger from Mikki D'
s?
Earl: No, but I'll have to keep that one in
mind.
2)Nick, you are such a blartburger! Gawshhh darn you!