1)When Paul Blart, from the movie Mall Cop, goes outside in the middle of the blacktopped street on a
hot summer's day, and all of a sudden feels like he has to fart. So he takes off his pants (so he can smell the fart better) and instead of farting, he sharts diharrea all over the black
top. In a few minutes, the contents fries and he decides to flip it to see if it can actually be
cooked. It finishes cooking and he plays patty cakes with the "blartburger" with his butt cheeks to leave his signature marking. He then takes this new food in to get the approval from his
dog. His
dog lets out a satisfied howl and with that, blartburgers are being served all over the world today.
2)a nickname for anyone with the name Nick.
1)Ralphred: Have you tried the new blartburger from Mikki D's?
Earl: No, but I'
ll have to keep that
one in
mind.
2)Nick, you are such a blartburger! Gawshhh darn you!