bare-faced lie 

a deliberate lie, a planned lie

His statement to the police was false - a bare-faced lie.

bare-faced lie by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

bare-faced lie 

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.

Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

bare-faced lie by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005