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Barclay's chance

The likelihood of an entitled white private school boy with a bad haircut rising to an Australian Liberal Party leadership position despite posting a racist video on Facebook.

Not to be confused with "Buckley's chance", which is not very likely at all.
Harrington: "OMG I can't believe the Aborigines didn't invent iPhones."
Chad: "OMG dude you've got Barclay's chance of being Prime Minister now!"
Barclay's chance by Timaahy December 3, 2019

Barclay's Banker 

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.
"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."
Barclay's Banker by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

Barclay Syndrome 

The type of syndrome you assign to somebody when they are obsessed with self-diagnosis and are very overractive.

Name is due to the character Reginald Barclay from Star Trek. Whom in one episode kept giving himself all sorts of self-diagnosis.

Also known as (more technically) hypercondriac
Person A: I've had the slight dizziness and clammy skin. I looked online and I think I have the swine flu.

Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome.

Barclay: I think I have Terellian Death Syndrome!

Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome
Barclay Syndrome by seth³ August 2, 2009

Barclays 

cockney rhyming slang
Barclays Bank - Wank
-"mate, i just had the best barclays of my life"
-"safe"
Barclays by Robbie Boot April 29, 2008

Dirty Barclays 

When you stuff your debit card inside her snatch and kerb stomp it as she is about to climax. Like a Chelsea smile but downstairs.
That bitch Indie got hammered last night, gave her a right Dirty Barclays; now she won’t talk to me.
Dirty Barclays by MG68 May 3, 2021

Barclays 

Barclays bank 13+ plus to get a bank
Barclays banking website best for the better
Barclays by Dubuery October 1, 2021