bar scan

barscan. its new word for a Cougar stalking the meatmarket, Only, to check-out hot young guys.

checkin the top. checkin the middle. and checkin the bottom. "Bar Scan"

bar scan by aeaeae September 18, 2009

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SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

KNOCK YOU OUT, SPLIT YOUR WIG, STRONG TO THE DOME, SCAN YOUR BARCODE

IF YOU DON'T QUIT TALKING SMACK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

SCAN YOUR BAR CODE by THE PAYROLL REVIEW December 14, 2019

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Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.

George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!

Scanned her bar code by jefferson webber January 12, 2014

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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar by Bloxt July 28, 2017

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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