Fuck bar 

A convex shaped metal support bar used to make bunkbeds more sturdy. It is located on the underside of the top bunk and protrudes about ten inches Below the top bunkbed frame. It gets its name because if you sit up too fast on the bottom bunk you can bang you head on it and you say Fuck that hurts

Johnny almost knocked himself out on the fuck bar when someone set off the fire alarm in our dormitory waking him up suddenly.

Fuck bar by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 17, 2019

Fuck Bar 

Noun

(1) Bar found on most passenger cars that is just above the doors that is usually firmly attached to the roof frame work. It's a multi-purpose device officially used for the exiting of the vehicle. In practice it's use to grab hold of while the driver takes unnecessary driving maneuvers.

(2) Grab bars just above the doors that are strategically placed for the act of sexual intercourse in the vehicle.

(3) What one might yell when holding onto the fuck bar when going into a ditch.

"Tims knuckles were white from hanging onto the fuck bar when Bob decided to go drifting in the parking lot."

"Nicki found that with the seats reclined, the fuck bars were in the perfect spot for her and Bob to be intimate"

Fuck Bar by Ursan April 1, 2009

barfuck 

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

barfuck by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

Barfuck 

A loud, obnoxious drunk person who hangs around a bar parking lot.

"I cant sleep on any weekends because the barfucks caterwaul until 4am."

Barfuck by SerenaBlackCat November 26, 2014