Bantertingz 

A cover up for whatever you are or were doing.

P1: What were you doing last night?
P2: bantertingz

Bantertingz by stelf9 December 8, 2013

Banterlona 

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.

Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs

Banterlona by Sutr December 10, 2021

Bannerton

To know you simply cannot do something so you don’t even try

Tomas bannertoned the biochemistry

Bannerton by Choc12345678 May 16, 2019

bantathon 

A prolonged session of banter. That is having amusing, sometimes nonsensical, chat with friends or just generally having fun. The word is derived by combining banter with marathon (since a marathon is a 26 mile long race and thus
takes a long time to complete).

1.'What work did you do in class today?'
'We didn't do any work at all. We just sat around chatting. It was a total bantathon!'

2.'Are you going over to Paul's tonight?'
'Yeh of course, it'll be a bantathon.'

bantathon by ali-b May 17, 2006

bantertrocious 

When various parties are exchanging witty banter and somebody says something, seemingly clever - when in fact, it's stupid - to the point of almost atrocious. yo

'Obama is pretty pimp..

yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'

oops.. I think someone f'd up..

yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..

l

bantertrocious by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009

bastertion 

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

bastertion 

baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.

After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.

bastertion by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013