Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.

Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!

by KirtjE October 18, 2011

Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation

"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!

by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015