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a lovely little town that has recently become populated by a small group of 'plastic pikeys' these children come from middle class families but hang outside tescos with there bicycles and mopeds like a bad smell, and try very, very hard to speak chav - but they struggle. however enough about them - they are not important. banstead is also very pretty and has many charity shops, its own library, a marks and speancers and a waitrose and has a lovely old church - banstead also houses famous faces like tim vine, alan pardew, dot cotton from eastenders and is the home town of david walliams
-where are you from?
-a little town called banstead
-oh! how delightful! its nice there - very pleasant high street of shops
by a member of banstead May 06, 2007

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