2 course banquet

When a guy eats out both of an Asian's holes - front and back.

Matt was late home, so his girlfriend Meg-lin was a bit pissed off...

Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you by giving you a 2 course banquet.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

coors banquet beer

Fermented dumpster juice and vomit with an instant hangover.

Bud light is too fancy for me i want that gut rot dumpster juice coors banquet beer.

by drinks101 September 15, 2013

banquet

a partner who serves up moments of joy, laughter, and understanding, carefully crafting a menu of love and support; a person who is a a feast of companionship and adventure, delighting the senses of their beloved

I ain't a snack and I ain't no entree. I am banquet!

by Thelly July 3, 2023

satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 23, 2021

Banquet experience

Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.

Cody -I think im gonna go to this banquet experience called Thirsty Bears.

Bros - Sick

by ToneLocdaKoldest February 18, 2017

proletarian banquet

When non-office urban workers celebrate the birthday of one of their own in a warehouse or machine shop by having a potluck during lunch hour.

We just had a proletarian banquet at our warehouse today.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2015

Scrap Man's Banquet

A party or gathering at which you are spoilt for choice in terms of both sexual desires/fantasies, and stimulants/toxicants.

I once had a threesome with an asian transexual midget and a Nicola Sturgeon lookalike. It was a veritable Scrap Man's Banquet

by SV Limited July 26, 2015