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Bathroom Bank Robber 

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.
Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

bank robber 

When a woman who is wearing see-through pants with no underwear bends at the waist revealing her vagina. It looks like a bank robber wearing panty hose to conceal their identity.
{Mike} Check it out - Meghan is the getaway driver to that bank robber.
{Dave} God bless armed robbery.
bank robber by TheMuttonMan September 27, 2012

Bank Robber Position 

Parking your vehicle so as to make a hasty escape; Parking right in front of a store's entrance to enable one an "In and out" experience and not waste alot of time walking to and from the store to your vehicle.
Dude's in the bank robber position. Yeah, he must be in a hurry.
Bank Robber Position by Ed Monkey December 6, 2007

Bank Robbery 

Where a bank steals money from its customers by numerous and excessively high fees.
Guy1: The bank charged me thirty dollars for a stagnant money fee. What the hell is a stagnant money fee?
Guy2: Its called bank robbery.
Bank Robbery by judge dredd7 August 31, 2012

The Bank Robber 

When you are having sex with a chick, you get one of your friends to come in the room without her knowledge, and you switch places with him, without her knowing. You then leave the room and do something to attract her attention, such as going outside her window or going back into the room.
So I was doing this chick and me and my friend pulled off the bank robber and she was pissed
The Bank Robber by littlebigdick February 6, 2009

Bank robbery 

A male getting in out of a girl as quick as possible and leaving without caring at all about their feelings.
A male and a female have sex but it is very, very quick, and the male starts to leave...
Female not being pleasured: "What about me?"
Mele: "Fuck you! This is bank robbery!"
Bank robbery by BMizzle July 8, 2005