Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! 

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes! by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! 

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

banjostring

1. The elastic band of tissue connecting the foreskin of the penis to the underside of the glans; the fraenulum praeputii penis.

2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the Hillbilly or Billy Connolly.

Not quite so hard, Sarah; you'll snap my banjostring!

banjostring by Tama Boyle January 29, 2007

banjoed 

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

banjoed by Observer 52 September 22, 2007

dueling banjos 

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.

"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"

dueling banjos by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005

duelling banjos 

female masturbation race.

Clarice(to Michelle) 'Do u want another game of duelling banjos? This time I'll win!'Michelle 'Don't count on it!!!'

duelling banjos by hornskull December 5, 2003

bangoes 

Word used to substitute any other word; ie. the greatest word ever created

Jim: Dude I broke your lamp
Jon: Aw, bangoes

Bob: Yeah, Bangoes over here likes men
Gay Guy: Aw, bangoes

Teacher: Sorry, you fail
Student: Son of a bangoes!

bangoes by Duncan R August 5, 2007