Peter: "I have an appointment to Banish a White Russian from my Kremlin."
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
Nurse: "This is a sperm bank, you don't have to use the innuendo."
Peter: "Okay, where do I splooge?"
by Ozzmancometh70 July 11, 2009
A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off
by unknown69a October 7, 2013
by zeehaddlesmall March 15, 2022
Looks like Wanda Profile Picture Banishment Day is coming soon.
by Soooo true December 11, 2021
The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room away from human contact.
This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)
There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water, as well as the rest of the body. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)
There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water, as well as the rest of the body. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
"The banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent empty room I know to well.
by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022
The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room from any human contact.
This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)
There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)
There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
"This banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent room I know too well.
by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022
by smackmommy March 13, 2018