bangkok bus ride

Travel to Bangkok with friends. Have fun in the many strip clubs and brothels. Partake in a hooker or two. When you get an STD; take a bus to the hospital.

bangkok bus ride;Me and my friends took a trip to Thailand and took the bangkok bus ride.

by J-Sin690 January 26, 2008

one night in bangkok

To spend "one night in Bangkok" means to have sex with an Asian tranny, especially a prostitute.

Guy #1: See that cute Asian chick over there? I just did her last night.
Guy #2: Dude, that's a dude!
Guy #1: Seriously? No wonder she'd only let me fuck her in the ass.
Guy #2: So, how was your one night in Bangkok?

by one night in bangkok March 5, 2009

Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

Ultimate Bangkok Experience

A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.

John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...

by Akkaraju August 21, 2021

bangkok tar pit

Before anal sex a guy takes a dump in his girls crack and procedes to push his poop into her anus with his penis.

After a long night of drinking i talked my girlfriend into trying a "Bangkok Tar Pit"

by ballweg smash December 25, 2007

Bangkok Finger Cuffs

Similar to Chinese finger cuffs except with a twist, a sexual act where a female (or male) is being penetrated from behind (vaginal or anal) by a transvestite while simultaneously performing fellatio on another transvestite. (N) (V) (ADJ)

He cried after getting Bangkok finger cuffed.
Bangkok Finger Cuffs is some twisted sexual deviant shit.

by The Cowboy of Bangkok June 27, 2013

International School Bangkok

So as FrankieSpankie or whatever the person on the top or bottom said, it's certain that International School Bangkok is the best school in Thailand. Thus located in Nonthaburi, Thailand. You get high honor roll even thou the gpa doesn't go anyway near the 3.8. Need to create football team because there is already rugby team and it would be nice.

Person 1: You go to International School Bangkok, brah?
Person 2: Yeah, you wanna go yah cuz you go to BIST?
Person 3: You must be rich, yah?
Person 4: Nah cuz my father is in LG.

by Dadaisticism of Science December 24, 2011