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bangburner 

Keeping a girl on the bangburner involves sneaky prep-work and flirting even though you're not in a position to close the deal yet... i.e. You're seeing someone else.
Bill: I've been Snapchatting all day with Jennifer... she's so hot.
Steven: Dude. Haven't you got a girlfiend?
Bill: Yeah, I'm just keeping a few girls simmering on the bangburner for when I'm single again.
bangburner by TacoCat. March 30, 2014
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backburner 

used to describe a boy or girl of slight interest who isn't exactly qualified to date at the moment, but may come in handy later. thus one places them on the "back burner," keeping them warm (subtle flirting, etc.), until you're ready to chow down (i.e. date, talk, hang out with when one has nothing else to do, etc.)
"Yea Tom is acting like a dick tonight, but I have Joe on the backburner, I think I'll give him a call."
backburner by Melissa C. January 4, 2008

barnburner

An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.
Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"
barnburner by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

backburner 

a place where you put things you don't have time/money for or have otherwise abandoned.
origin: an urban fire escape where you go and get a sunburn on your back.
you don't have room for that in your life, you'd better put it on the back burner
backburner by brap February 5, 2005

barnburner

an exciting game, a cliff-hanger
When the Flames play the Oilers it's a barnburner - a great game.
barnburner by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Backburner Bastard 

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
Backburner Bastard by Lacey666 November 30, 2011

Flaming Boston Backburner

Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.