bandwidth burner

a douchey person who hogs bandwith by gaming, torrents or porn

D: I ran out of data so quickly this month!
F: stop being a bandwidth burner!

by iPhouad September 2, 2014

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf March 10, 2014

fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 24, 2009