you bandwidth

Conversation between computer geeks interrupted by an interjection by a man from Hong Kong prompted one individual to proclaim "Yeah, yeah bandwidth." The foreign man interpreted this as "you bandwidth", and now it is used in place of any form of expletive or other undesireable word that one wishes. The two words are spoken like they are one.

"Dude, you just you bandwidthed all over my shoes!"

"I would appreciate it if you and your girlfriend didn't you bandwith on my bed when I'm not in the room."

by fhqwhgads September 28, 2004

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 27, 2011

bandwidth anxiety

That bad feeling you get when you lose your smart phone, your internet connection, or wi-fi access.

I lost my phone for six days and I experienced bandwidth anxiety more and more every day.

by JemeySoldier April 28, 2012

trappin out the bandwidth

To download music illegally

"Yo did yo get that new lemonade album" "yea you already now im trappin out the bandwidth"

by Igotnoname May 8, 2016

Trappin out the bandwidth

Committing piracy online to save money, popularized by popular YouTuber DJ Akademiks

"I'm not on Tidal, we trappin out the bandwidth"

by The Devil is the world April 28, 2016

Trappin Out The Bandwidth

1: Pirating music off of illegal websites because you are already subscribed to one music streaming service and don't want to get multiple subscriptions just because ALL the artists or songs you listen to aren't on the service you are subscribed to.
2: Pirating music because you don't want to pay for music AT ALL when you can get it for free illegally.
3: Pirating music because you can't afford a subscription.

Matt: Yo you gonna get that new Drake album?
Justin: Yea but only if it's on Spotify otherwise i'm trappin out the bandwidth.

by justingreg30 April 25, 2016

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC February 24, 2012