band rat 

Someone who spends all thier free time hanging around a band or attending concerts without seeming to have any purpose for being there. Never seen doing anything with a purpose except pestering hotties.Talks all the time about music/band/band life like they're knowledgable, but aren't. There to mooch and hook up.

There to consume, spoil others' enjoyment, and spread disease, like a rat chewing its way into a bag of grain, eating a little while pissing and leaving shit on all that's left.

"I thought he was cool at first, kinda good-looking, but he turned out to be a fuckin' band rat. He was going on and on, talking like he knew the guys in the band, but he didn't even know the bass player was a special guest from another band. Then he asked me for my cell phone number and the whole time he was staring at Amy's breasts."

band rat by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006

The Band Ratchet 

An awesome banon that likes to twerk and watch DCI, sometimes at the same time. They worship Dean Patterson because he got that cake, and they like it when you got that cake too.

Do you know The Band Ratchet?
Yeah dude, they got that cake!

The Band Ratchet by Lol wut January 4, 2014

band to orchestra ratio 

another way of saying a ratio of one things rating to another with the number 1 for band and 1000000 for orchestra so its a 1:1000000

those two resteraunts have a band to orchestra ratio

band to orchestra ratio by urmomsuckedme October 28, 2019