by miss muffin July 13, 2003
Calm of Chaos is a band from Kent, Ohio. Formally known as A Dying Light, the band was founded by lead vocalist/lyricist, James Christian. The band is completed with Kayla Turk on lead guitar and backup vocals, Doug Callahan on Bass, and Devin Mays on Rhythm Guitar. COC is still searching for a drummer. For their early demos, Kayla Turk recorded drum tracks.
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The United States Military chose to use this Calm of Chaos band as a torture/interrogation tool. They play the band's demo over and over again. Most of the test subjects either attempted suicide after hearing James Christian's vocals, but some began sucking the nearest cock around them. This was explained by Dr. Christopher Michaels as a reaction to the homosexual qualities presented in this form of music. The note placement and sequence of notes triggers a rare nervous impulse in the victims brain, causing them to crave male genitalia.
by COCsucker2012 May 25, 2009
by Niffer Man December 15, 2011
Senerio: Kyle has just made a ringtone for his cell phone of the marching band's 1st movement of their show piece. Nicole says,"Kyle youre such a band nerd!"
Kyle replies,"I know. Im like, a band-o-holic."
Kyle replies,"I know. Im like, a band-o-holic."
by Nicole "Nicshmole" Mollison February 6, 2006
The term used by everyone to define their favorite band on Urban Dictionary. Especially common among listeners of lesser-known bands and younger people with narrower tastes. It can never be known who the best band ever is, because it is subject to different preferences and opinions.
Teenage girl: GREEN DAY IS THE BEST BAND EVER!
Melodic death metal fan: Green day has no talent- you're just a conformist who likes to bandwagon on every hyped band with sex appeal. Clearly, Opeth is the best band ever.
Objective listener: Neither one of you is completely right- now please stop cluttering Urban Dictionary with your opinions!
Melodic death metal fan: Green day has no talent- you're just a conformist who likes to bandwagon on every hyped band with sex appeal. Clearly, Opeth is the best band ever.
Objective listener: Neither one of you is completely right- now please stop cluttering Urban Dictionary with your opinions!
by Thesaurus Rexx May 8, 2010
1) A person who states an opinion and then changes it to agree with the people who disagrees with them
2) A person who only likes a team or a person because they are the best at what they do
2) A person who only likes a team or a person because they are the best at what they do
If Dave says he hates pizza and all his friends say they love it and then Dave says he loves it also simply to not be the only one left out by making a statment noone agrees with he is a band wagon jumper
If Rob changes his favorite baseball team on account of there doin well he is a band wagon jumper
If Rob changes his favorite baseball team on account of there doin well he is a band wagon jumper
by The River Man June 14, 2009
Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.
Bassoons: very quiet
Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.
Bassoons: very quiet
Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ December 3, 2019