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A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!
Band Geek: How come you don't join band?

Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
by DrFingerGood July 20, 2011
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someone who lives for band... monday band tuesday band wednesday band... thurday band... and guess what friday and saturday... band.... wait no band on sunday what do i do?
a frech horn player in the bhs band (katie michales) trst me she is the definition of band geek!
by tuba123 October 29, 2009
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Crazy people who have been known to mess around on busses, esspecailly ones going to MICCA :) (You know who you are!!)
by SouthSideChillin June 11, 2003
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An enormous dork who spends 95% of his or her time in the band room, cleaning the spittle from such instruments as the tuba or the sousaphone, and actually taking pride in performing in holiday concerts the entire school is forced to attend. Bandgeeks can also be found pestering their conductors to play the Star Wars theme for the next big concert, or sitting at their own lunch table because nobody else will have them. And by the way? Bandgeeks are usually never as hot as Alyson Hannigan in the American Pie movies. They're about on the same attractiveness level as WoW players.
"God, there goes that bandgeek Emily again. Don't let her see us or she'll beg to tag along on the field trip!"
by Betty_Cooper November 09, 2005
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The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 02, 2014
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one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.
a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band
by britishbuegler October 10, 2010
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1-is bisectional
2-is usualy in the marching band
3-goes to football games mainy to play in the pep-band
4-changes on buses in frount of the whold band with no problem
5-most of the girls are bisexual
6-there home page is there band website
7-LIVE in teh band room
8-try to skip all classes for band
9-think you drum majior or director is GOD
Dood did u see them bisexual band geeks yesterday!!!
by bandgeeklmafo November 21, 2006
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