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32. banana
Asian guy who hates his own race, his family, his culture, and especially himself.

He yearns for surgical treatments to change his eyelid shape, and uses dyes to change his skin and hair coloration. Blue eyed pupils and natural blond hair are widely desired, but futile in effort (Dr Mengele experimented with changing pupil coloration by injecting ink with fatal results).

His greatest dream is complete genetic modifcation, cleansing himself of his hereditary curse so that he may produce more children embracing wonderous western customs.

Note that the banana (preferred over the less macho Twinkie), would never touch or own anything Asian. For it he had control of his well-earned money (his family would often shake every cent out of him before he can spend it), he would buy domestic products: American made Hummer H1, Ford/Dodge/Chevy trucks (preferably Cummins/Duramax Diesel engine), and order rectangular pizza over the phone, with the sauces and toppings arranged in a way that it resembles the American flag.
Chang Tan - Western enthusiast, and a figure of anti-Asian traditions.
by Chang Tan Jul 10, 2005 share this
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1. Banana
An asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Quang doesn't know what Dim Sum is? man that guy's a Banana.
by Troy Feb 19, 2003 share this
2. Banana
A yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanutbutter and jelly.
"It's peanutbutter jelly time!"
by Baha Oct 1, 2004 share this
3. banana
1. A big curved fruit that is yellow.
2. Can be used as a dildo for a girl who is too cheap or shy to buy a REAL dildo. A banana works just as well.
Amy used a banana to masturbate because she doesn't have a dildo. After she was done she put it back on the table. A few hours later her dad came home and ate the banana saying "Wow! this banana tastes good!"
by willlyyy Sep 21, 2005 share this
4. banana
A type of fruit.
I like to put bananas in my mouth.
by Brandon Dec 14, 2003 share this
5. banana
A very sexy yellow-skinned fruit that is sometimes considered rather penile. The banana, in its natural habitat, is known to haunt people, especially those by the name of Mandi. They can show up anywhere, and frequently like to reiterate the fact that yes, they are indeed.. a banana.
I am a banana!
by The Fiend Mar 8, 2004 share this
6. Banana
when describing an Asian person, its tha same as a Twinkie, yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Banana's are Asians who act like the stereotpyical white boy/girl. Probably teased for asian stereotypes as teenagers, dey become ashamed ov their race, but wont admit it and accuse AZN's ov not knowing about their culture. Usually duznt want to hang out with other asians, for fear ov looking like a fob.
AZN: what up mah asian brotha?
Banana: I was born in America, so i shud be referred to as an American, not an Asian.
AZN: pssh...banana...
by whats_a_pseudonym Mar 26, 2005 share this
7. Banana
A word for a fruit often taken for innuendo.
the monkey eats bananas.
by Grrl Genius Apr 16, 2004 share this
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