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A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions. When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
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1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock. 1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery. |
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A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling "Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
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A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction. Bro, sweet game last night!
Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks! |
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A Speedo, of course. I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.
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a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock. Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males. Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?
Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired. |
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a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK") 1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch" Interjectable period 3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!" |
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