a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

maria bamford by elnewton January 18, 2009

Get merch

Bamforth

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.

You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.

Bamforth by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

Get merch

bamford

some who is nice and kind not always good looking but some you can trust and tell things to and know they wont tell anyone and is always willing to help

i sorted my life out with a total bamford

bamford by little-dudeyyyyyy January 23, 2011

Get merch

Shuffle