(verb) to balzate: to miss/'bounce' a certain event, person, etc. (often purposely). Due to its Italian origins, it is conventionally accompanied with an Italian hand gesture.
Bob: I'm too lazy to do anything, I will have to balzate football.
OR
Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.
OR
Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.
by ushwhatabelt April 28, 2017