baluism 

not to be confused with botulism

any stringing together of random words and/or syllables to form a complete sounding interjection

examples: SMACK-NO-BYE!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
LEAVE-NOW-NO-BYE!

Joe Balu, founder of the Baluism, was a crazy negro who sputtered out sentence fragments on a daily basis.

baluism by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Baldism 

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

Baldism by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017

Baltism

When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality

So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?

Baltism by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018

Bakuism 

Its a new religion of the god bakugou Katsuki. I bealive in he and his explosions.

Join or bakugod gonna say SHINEE

I be part of the bakuism

Bakuism by Kirari-chan November 4, 2020

baloism 

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

goof ballism 

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

goof ballism by chyeahd January 17, 2008

ballism 

When you decide to play pickleball instead of kickball because playing kickball is inhumane and just plain rude to the kickball while a plastic ball is just made of plastic. Ball racism. Also known as a ballist.

"Wow. You believe in ballism? I can't believe that you don't think that plastic balls have feelings too."

ballism by qyxy September 20, 2016