Bloggist 

The professional equivalent of a Blogger. In essence, a person who is being paid or receiving monetary compensation for blogging, as opposed to doing it for free on their own time to rant like a fool.

Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.

Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.

WTF! Thats it! Im givn that bloggist at teh Tribune a bad review. That asshole dont know how to write worf a shit!

Bloggist by Genuine Mind August 7, 2011

Balloonist dozen 

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

Balconist 

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

Balconist by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

balonis 

shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.

man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.

balonis by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010

Baloonist 

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

Baloonist by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Bloglisted 

Being Blackballed from reading a blog

Tom: Man, I was trying to catch up on Cat's blog and I couldn't get on! What gives?

Jack: Dude, you were bloglisted!!

Bloglisted by flamper February 16, 2010

baconist 

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.

Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.

baconist by Flossdada March 7, 2016