Balmoral Drive Senior Public School

The fucking kingdom of middle school in Brampton, Ontario, where every hallway is a throne room, every classroom a battlefield, and every lunch table a council of chaos. Little thots strut around like royalty, wannabe gangsters with sagging pants plot their next petty conquest, and dumbass kids run rampant, declaring dominion over lockers and playgrounds. Teachers are the reluctant monarchs, trying to enforce law in a land that refuses to obey.

"Surviving Balmoral Drive Senior Public School is like navigating a medieval kingdom full of thots, sagging-pants wannabe gangsters, dumbasses, and teachers who are barely keeping the crown from falling."

Balmoral Drive Senior Public School by Schrödinger'sNextOfKin March 28, 2026

Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.

"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*

Balmora Rules by Relicon October 28, 2013

balloraliker 

super cool funny relatable tiktoker and elizabeth afton kinnie. irish though NOT BRITISH

how did you know i follow balloraliker, did my super cool funny relatableness give it away?

balloraliker by anonymous March 6, 2022

Balamoral 

Balamoral is something I came up with when wanting to change my roblox user now I use it for everything and add my discord because im real cool Balamoral#0725

Oh yeah Balamoral? They are a loser that plays ROBLOX

Balamoral by BalamoraI January 15, 2022