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A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.
Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"
by apieceofshit April 03, 2011