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Ballbaggery 

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.
Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
Ballbaggery by El Noido February 23, 2011

ballshagged 

fouled up beyond all reason
He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.
ballshagged by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

bellswagger 

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft
"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"
bellswagger by Roscoe Brownting March 1, 2008

bullswagger 

Tough walking, but classy. A god of swagger.
Look at that swagger. No, no. That's not just a swagger, that's bullswagger! *faints*
bullswagger by NoSwag July 8, 2009

ballbagger 

Someone who likes to party get naked and drink rum... A LOT. She is beautiful and loud and vibrant. The worlds best and biggest ballbagger is a Kiwi lass by the name of Shelly.
That party was crazy and out of control last night! I know that ballbagger Shelly was here.
ballbagger by Miss Wiggins April 11, 2015

ballsnacker 

One who chews on the hairy ass nasty muffs of a sack that hangs between some dum guy's thighs, that don't know how to shave!

"Hey, Steve, you have a huge damn nose and you're a major ballsnacker! Shave them funbags!"
ballsnacker by jennafunbags November 27, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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