One who denies that they have ever masturbated, but you can tell they have chronic masturbation. Because maybe they have terrible lies,can randomly be bitchy,or you have caught them in the act. In other words, they just have the ballscent syndrom.
A Ballscent- I'm telling you, I've never masturbated one day in my life!
Friend- Yes you have, you are a ballscent.
Friend- Yes you have, you are a ballscent.
by Keres February 16, 2007