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fucky balls 

Fucky Balls is an exclamation uttered when one stumbles upon a disgusting situation that is a direct and obvious reflection of the sad and boring society we have inherited. This can be a reflection of nationalism, capitalism, sexism, cissexism, heterosexism, white supremacy, class elitism, ableism, or any sick state of affairs.

If you heard about a fucked up situation, you may exclaim, "Fucky Balls" and everyone would know you meant, "This world we have inherited is fucked up, oppressive and violent and this story is an example of the type of shit that comes out of such a society. We need to smash these oppressive and coercive institutions and erect alternative egalitarian, free and participatory institutions in their place." 
walking by some guy you weren't even listening to in the first place on your college campus "if so and so would lose some weight I might wanna ... "

response (prob shouted) with your friend you are walking with : "FUCKY BALLS"
fucky balls by nunuhyerbusiness September 4, 2010
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Funk My Balls 

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

ball funk 

small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly
"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"
ball funk by pat hutchison August 7, 2006

Ball Funk in August 

A new fragrance by Victoria Secret to make women smell like balls in August.
Hi Shirley, have you smelled the new sent of the fall, Ball [funk in August[?

ballsfunky

the alleged side-kick of Dick Nasty. Smelly testicles. Or, visibly infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
In describing a gentleman's testicles: "He pulled his junk out and they were straight "ballsfunky".
ballsfunky by ballSFunky July 2, 2012

Funk Ball 

aka Funk Ball: A small white or whitish-yellow nugget found when massaging the tonsils. Able to be removed most effectively with a Q-tip. WARNING: Funk Balls may appear in groups. The stench emitted from Funk Balls is a combination of straight poop and vomit, only worse... much worse.
Quick, flush that funk ball before anyone gets a whiff of it.
Funk Ball by lil aim November 12, 2007

funk ball 

A sleasy, greasie, nasty guy, most likey he has a mullet. Clothing consists of a wife beater Tee and/or a black concert Tee shirt, most likely from the 80's.
That funk ball was checkin' me out, I wouldn't give him the time of day.
funk ball by janet davila November 15, 2004